Random thoughts of a demented mind..Part I (LOVE!!!)

Last Saturday I got myself a permanent tattoo on the forearm and to cap a perfect Saturday I also watched Dev D. A sexed up, modern take on the epic DEVDAS. Looking at Abhay Deol (Dev D) gulping down glass after glass after bottle after bottle of vodka first with coke (where thums up was not available) and then thums up (when coke was not available) I could not help but feel nauseated myself. And the camera work after Dev D gets up and moves where the camera is concentrated on his face but also revolves is breath-taking to say the least!!! Watching that I was trying to figure out whether somehow the same thing happens to me when I am drunk…… And as luck would have it Sunday came and me and my roommate (Sagar, he had just given his GATE 09 that day and had decided to drink to death if not to glory) got to work pretty early:)2:30pm and we ended at 6:15pm. 5 quarters of Mc Dowells between us and DEV D started building up in me…and then began a series of RANDOM THOUGHTS IN MY DEMEMNTED MIND!!!

I start with LOVE..(people remember I am drunk)..LOVE according to me is a very flexible word. By flexible I mean it can be defined in so many ways. Refer any of the LOVE IS.. forwards you receive and you will figure why I say it is flexible. Apart from being flexible according to me it is also very convenient. Yes people read my lips when I say in caps….CONVINIENT (funny how I did not mess up the spelling :)). Let me spell out what all is needed to fall in LOVE…
1)A boy
2)A girl
3)Both should stay close-by. If they stay on their own(without families)all the more simple and easy.
4)TIME

Though I have mentioned TIME on number 4 let me tell you that it is point 4 which helps you weave magic and say that you are in LOVE!!! More time more LOVE (atleast in the initial stages ;) ) So the sum total is that LOVE is a heady mix of the 4 components mentioned above. Well what about emotions. Wait….don’t brand me an emotional-less freak. Emotions are a by-product of proximity and time and a bit of compulsion nothing more and nothing less.

Here is how LOVE happens (I am forced to use the word HAPPENS here because I cannot say here is how LOVE is made, that will give the post an entirely new spin). Boy meets (or sees girl) or vice-versa. As they live close by they notice each other pretty often. As luck would have it. Oops sorry rewind. How did I miss LUCK in the components. It should be right at number 1. After all I believe that you don’t have to always run out of luck to get into trouble.
So here is the revamped list:
1)LUCK
2)A boy
3)A girl
4)Both stay close-by. If they stay on their own (without families) all the more simple and easy
5)TIME

So back to the start of the previous para. With LUCK on his side, boy notices girl, the girl also notices the boy. They stay close by so they notice each other often and then the ice breaker :) After that TIME comes into the picture and then LOVE happens and it is as if the boy and the girl are made for each other and that they were already destined to meet and marry!!!!! LOVE so flexible so convenient.. Do I hear you talking something about the grapes being too sour or something…..hell as if it matters!!!!

TAUBA TERA JALWA…TAUBA TERA PYAR…TERA EMOSTIONAL AATYACHAR!!!!! Ohh man I should not drink so much…got to go office tomorrow…wht the !@#$, its Monday already!!!!